That's a weird looking flower

Stop being so mean to this lizard wtf

Lol. Such a hypocrite bruh

What do you have against lizards

A “lizard” once scratched me bad.

I once got trampled by an assholey horse, but then I learned that not all horses are worthy of hate. It's a good idea to respect them tho bc they're big as hell

But it scratched me on my thumb without a reason bro. And what’s with the horse?

Dude, that's what they do. Cats- um, I mean lizards, are unpredictable. Some of them attack for no reason while others are really kind. It's a gamble, really. And it just didn't like me. Apparently that horse does that to people sometimes, to "test" them. I had like three broken ribs, it hurt like hell

Wow.

How are you now?

Man up little bitch.
:)

I'm f-f-fine now. No lasting damages

And yes dad

lol