Not all heroes wear capes

You truly are a god amongst men

I immediately thought of bender as a human "I bet I can eat nachos and go to the bathroom at the same time!"

Yep, that’s a real time saver some days.

I've had to do it a few times... the brushing the teefus part. I ALWAYS piss in the shower while showering alone. I mean... I can technically be in the shower without showering and not piss... like washing my feet if I accidentally splashed them while pissing or something. >_>