Science wins

Aperture Science

We do what we must because we can

For the good of all of us

Except the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying over every mistake

You just keep on trying til you run out of cake

And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun

For the people who are Still Alive

I'm not even angry

I'm being so sincere right now

Even though you broke my heart and killed me

And tore me to pieces

And threw every piece into a fire.

As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you

Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time!

So I'm GLaD I got burned

Think of all the things we learned

For the people who are still alive.

Go ahead and leave me

I think I'd prefer to stay inside.

Maybe you'll find someone else to help you

Maybe Black Mesa. That was a joke. Ha ha. Fat chance.

Anyway this cake is great!

It's so delicious and moist!

Look at me - still talking when there's science to do

When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.

I've experiments to run

There is research to be done.

On the people who are Still Alive.

And believe me I am still alive

I'm doing science and I'm Still Alive.

I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

While you're dying I'll be still alive.

And when you're dead I will be still alive!

Still alive.

*applauds*
Bravo everyone!

You maniac! You missed the last "Still alive." How could you, lol. Science loses

Trust me, I don't think science is gonna lose over 1 missed line

But yes, great job everyone! We did the song without overlapping!

It's always such a pleasure.
..Couldn't resist, not even sorry. I did enjoy this entire thing more than I should have though. Ty everyone for participating. :)

*claps enthusiastically*

Noice

And for whatever trooper who made it all the way here and is confused, watch "Portal - Still Alive": https://youtu.be/Y6ljFaKRTrI

So here we are again.

... it's always such a pleasure

Remember when you tried to kill me twice?

Oh, how we laughed and laughed!

Except I wasn't laughing.

Under the circumstances, I've been shockingly nice.

You want your freedom? Take it.

That's what I'm counting on.

I used to want you dead but now I only want you gone.

She was a lot like you..

(Maybe not, quite as heavy...)

Now little Caroline is in here, too

One day they woke me up...

So I could live forever

It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.

You've got your short, sad life left

That's what I'm counting on

I'll let you get right to it - Now I only Want You Gone.

Goodbye my only friend.

Oh, did you think I meant you?

What would be funny, if it weren't so sad

Well, you have been replaced.

I don't need anyone now

When I delete you, maybe I'll stop feeling so bad

Go make some new disaster.

That's what I'm counting on.

You're someone else's problem.

Now I only Want You Gone

Now I only want you...
Gone.

Now I only Want You Gone

We made it again! I thought for sure someone was going to interrupt it this time tbh

In truth I kinda stuttered a bit there.

Haha how so?

I forgot the words for a bit.

Well it's an older song at this point tbh so that's not unreasonable

Don't worry, I was looking at lyrics online for the first song

Either way, it was fun
Thank you for helping us, help you, help us all.
See you all back here for P0rtal 3.

I'll certainly be here. Waiting.

We'll be waiting forever...

Threeever...

Twoever...

Oneever...

Ever...

NegativeOneever...