Well, he's not wrong

They're alright. Involve the Quarians and now we're talking.

Aight my man we can agree

Or maybe drell. They're nice too.

Wait what drell my dude no bro i dont even wanna know what the female one looks like

They look like humans, as much as the male ones do, just with skinnier necks.

Salarians are bae.
And don't even get me started on Turians.

What about Krogan?

Well the quad thing is intriguing. I wonder what the women have...

Sangheili Elites?

They get a merit from their height alone. And that jaw.

Jiralhanae?

Like hugging a big fluffy pillow.
With tusks.

Xenomorphs?

Slimy and weird. Fascinating tubes though. and phenomenal dexterity.

Necromorphs?

Very... versatile. Able to get into some hard to reach places. All at once.

The Locust?

I fear crushing not matter what is done. And I'm not that into groups.

The Chimera? (From Resistance)

I hope the vials don't get in the way.

Quarians?

Oh hell yeah. No fancy comment for these guys, just Tali and Kal all the way.

Mutons? (XCOM)

It's a shame they're missing a mouth. Maybe they have some other implants they can use.

Vipers?

Extendable, nimble tongue; long, smooth body and excellent agility.

Berserkers? (From XCOM or Gears of War, take your pick)

Which one is irrelevant. The strength, the MUSCLES; better than a bodybuilder any day.

Spriggans?

You can go at them for ages and just when you think they're done, they rejuvenate ready to do it all again. Really puts the wood in a knot.

Spriggan Matrons (because of those claws)?

Spindly fingers can get up into all the tight spaces. Way up into the tight spaces. Far more savvy than normal ones too, in EVERY way.

Fire atronachs?

They can do aerial acrobatics, and look flaming hot doing it. And the ending is always explosive.

Super Mutants?

Not only are they the future and superior in every way, they're completely sterile which solves SO many problems.

Ghouls?

Centuries of experience and come flying at you from all directions. Everyone loves a good Goul Band.

Yautja?

Promises of night of honour and conquest makes them fall right in, and a quad-jaw can work wonders in ways one wouldn't expect.

Orks (Warhammer 40K)

By the Emperor, they may be heretics who love nothing but war by day, but they're still heretics who sure love something else at night.

Zudjari? (XCOM)

I knew that one would stump you.

It was 6am, I fell asleep. Their mouths line up pretty well though, for all sorts of fun times. And teleportation makes them always there when you need them. RIGHT where you need them.

stop you are ruining my brain. Like imagining just half of these is slowly deteriorating my brain cells.

Don't interrupt our nerdgasm. Join in if you like.

Drell?

Also it's more "gasm" than it is nerd.

When you have a memory like that, you never run out of ideas. They'll never forget a date, or the morning after.

Kig-Yar?

Quills and a long snout/beak provide excellent stimulation, but one needs to be careful of the teeth. Unless they know how to use them.

And yet you don't like Locust Drones. Anyways, Helghast?

Under those military fatigues, they're close enough to human to fill all the roles needed. If you're lucky they may even have some practical cybernetics to enhance the experience.

Prothean?

Three fingers and know exactly what to do with them from a single touch.

I don't think they'd like primitives, however.

And you think some of the other races we've discussed would?

True.

Lekgolo?

Under all that armour, they're really big softies. You just need to know where to touch them.

Eldar?

By experiencing all emotion at an enhanced level, they'll make sure you do the same. And with psychic abilities they can operate everything at once.

Necrons?