We were on the beach. Everybody had matching towels. Somebody checked under the dock, and the they found a rock.
But it wasn't a rock, it was a pleasure to work with Barb but she said she was a bit confused about the whole shebang.
When I was a lesbian
My father is a grandfather
To see a little baby
He said that she had no plans
Will you defeat them,
Your demons, and you are loved and you are not going
This is actually a game I play sometimes when I'm bored. Didn't think anyone else did it, haha. But here's some of the ones I've gotten, for anyone equally bored enough to read them
-It's been one week since you have been replaced by the prison guards and the relatively weak batteries
-Mama, just killed a relationship and I don't really know what you thought was going to happen
-Yo, listen up, here's the story about a fucking Kabutops and Aerodactyl, but the gist is that it is not the same without prescription drugs and alcohol
-Just a small town girl living with the respect of a predator
-I'm waking up to ash and a giant squid-lady I have been attacked by
-I'd chime in with haven't you people ever been to the gym or something like that?
-I'm all dressed up and naked, I'll let you know what you did in the morning
Current ones, for anyone still bored enough:
-"This was a triumph; I'm making a note here: the nuclear arms race comes with a payrise"
-"The wish I would choose; I'd want a hamburger or a hotdog to be the best of friends."
-"You don't want to be high like me, never really knowing that you are a dog yourself"
-"It started out with a kiss, how did it end up being a commentary on the main reason why so many people are going to be unhappy?"
"-Anyone plain can be lovely, anything loved can be used for the attempted murder of the east coast of Canada"
"-Say something, I'm giving you a lifetime of enjoyment and other stuff"
-"I want to break your heart until it has a coherent plot and then I realized NO ONE was actually going to be offended by this"
-"Don't wake me, cause I'm dreaming of my own feet."
-"So I set fire to the beard of a goat and played a major role in the end of the world."
-"Shot through the heart, and you're not even remotely expecting the Spanish Inquisition."
Kiki do you love me? Are you riding? Say you’ll love it and you have a good day too I wanna is a time for me a birthday party tomorrow night for a birthday dinner at my place I have a lot going to be done at school I wanna is a time of day you want me
I did a good time at work today at the church so I’ll call y’all when I’m leaving the church and going shopping for a little while I’m on the road I’ll see y’all soon I’ll see y’all there I’ll see you soon I’ll be sure y’all are going well I’ll see you tomorrow love y’all I’ll call y’all when I’m leaving the house now I’m going on in a bit of shower and I’ll be sure to get there to get my dad
You know you're a cute little heartbreaker. Foxy. You know you're a busy day today and tomorrow and I will be there at least I can do it for you if you want to come by and see you soon enough to get a new one.
We never go out of style you got that one thing that you don’t want to go live with it or you can get a pizza We never go out of style.
- “Style” By Taylor Swift (2015)
How long how long will I slide
Seperate my boyfriend
I don't
I don't know if you just need to go down the drain
Slit in a bit of you
Throw my life into the world of October
The ashtray is not that easy and it looks like a tattooed guy
She wanna know if we can get it to be a jogger city
I gotta do it for the first time with them
(Sorry I know I'm late, I just wanted to try it)
But it wasn't a rock, it was a pleasure to work with Barb but she said she was a bit confused about the whole shebang.
My father is a grandfather
To see a little baby
He said that she had no plans
Will you defeat them,
Your demons, and you are loved and you are not going
Never thought it would make a great time to be friends
-It's been one week since you have been replaced by the prison guards and the relatively weak batteries
-Mama, just killed a relationship and I don't really know what you thought was going to happen
-Yo, listen up, here's the story about a fucking Kabutops and Aerodactyl, but the gist is that it is not the same without prescription drugs and alcohol
-Just a small town girl living with the respect of a predator
-I'm waking up to ash and a giant squid-lady I have been attacked by
-I'd chime in with haven't you people ever been to the gym or something like that?
-I'm all dressed up and naked, I'll let you know what you did in the morning
-"This was a triumph; I'm making a note here: the nuclear arms race comes with a payrise"
-"The wish I would choose; I'd want a hamburger or a hotdog to be the best of friends."
-"You don't want to be high like me, never really knowing that you are a dog yourself"
-"It started out with a kiss, how did it end up being a commentary on the main reason why so many people are going to be unhappy?"
"-Anyone plain can be lovely, anything loved can be used for the attempted murder of the east coast of Canada"
"-Say something, I'm giving you a lifetime of enjoyment and other stuff"
-"I want to break your heart until it has a coherent plot and then I realized NO ONE was actually going to be offended by this"
-"Don't wake me, cause I'm dreaming of my own feet."
-"So I set fire to the beard of a goat and played a major role in the end of the world."
-"Shot through the heart, and you're not even remotely expecting the Spanish Inquisition."
- “Style” By Taylor Swift (2015)
Seperate my boyfriend
I don't
I don't know if you just need to go down the drain
Slit in a bit of you
Throw my life into the world of October
The ashtray is not that easy and it looks like a tattooed guy
She wanna know if we can get it to be a jogger city
I gotta do it for the first time with them
(Sorry I know I'm late, I just wanted to try it)