The last bit sounds a bit like those text adventure games.
>You reach the top of the mountain. Before you, you see a forest, and a cloud. What do you do?
>"look at the forest."
>You look at the forest. The forest looks very suspicious. The trees are up to something.
>"look at the cloud"
>You look at the cloud. The cloud looks helpful.
>"Ask cloud for help"
>You ask the cloud for help.
>The cloud will not help you.
"Painting was invented by Bob Painting after he tried to draw twice"
>You reach the top of the mountain. Before you, you see a forest, and a cloud. What do you do?
>"look at the forest."
>You look at the forest. The forest looks very suspicious. The trees are up to something.
>"look at the cloud"
>You look at the cloud. The cloud looks helpful.
>"Ask cloud for help"
>You ask the cloud for help.
>The cloud will not help you.
You suck cloud, we went to school together, what happened to our bond?