Seagulls are assholes lol
My brother lived in Corpus Christi tx. One day he say a traffic cop eating a burger and directing traffic at the same time. The cop had his burger in his hand he streched that arm out to show the cars where to go a seagull swooped down snatched the burger away and flew off leave the cop with nothing but a wrapper. The cop crumpled the wrapper up threw it I anger at the bird and cussed and howled for a good 5 minutes. Lmao
Another time we all were at the beach and my Dad was making hotdogs with chilli. So he goes to get something out the car. He comes back and sayshay look at those seagulls they are fighting lol what is that they seem to have something pink? Than it hits him so he runs to the grill and we hear 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 HAY YOU FUCKERS!!!
Sad later we are all done and there is just a bite of chilli left in the pot and we see a seagull bobbing in and out of it we are about to shoo it but we see it is missing half it's beak. So we let it have the rest.
We did ask our Dad what the hell did you put in the chilli if it melts beaks lmao he just yells IT WAS JUST CAN CHILLI!!! lmao
He was always so damn funny when he got mad.
Like a pissed off puppy lol
My brother lived in Corpus Christi tx. One day he say a traffic cop eating a burger and directing traffic at the same time. The cop had his burger in his hand he streched that arm out to show the cars where to go a seagull swooped down snatched the burger away and flew off leave the cop with nothing but a wrapper. The cop crumpled the wrapper up threw it I anger at the bird and cussed and howled for a good 5 minutes. Lmao
Another time we all were at the beach and my Dad was making hotdogs with chilli. So he goes to get something out the car. He comes back and sayshay look at those seagulls they are fighting lol what is that they seem to have something pink? Than it hits him so he runs to the grill and we hear 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 HAY YOU FUCKERS!!!
Sad later we are all done and there is just a bite of chilli left in the pot and we see a seagull bobbing in and out of it we are about to shoo it but we see it is missing half it's beak. So we let it have the rest.
He was always so damn funny when he got mad.
Like a pissed off puppy lol