Dad ain't smart

Girl: "I told him not to do this"
Boy: "Sh*t"

That poor boy is probably gonna sue for emotional damages.

That's a good start towards raising an emotionally mature young woman.

This is disgusting

Fucking trashy

I hope they didn’t find his roofies

It's obviously a joke, but it's a good reminder to raise your children right, so you don't have to worry about them dating jerks.

i'd take care of her

Sir...she'll be home on time.(but her breath will smell like my dick)