The perfect watermelon

Then what will you spit at your siblings?

Random life tip: To pick a good watermelon, it needs to wobble a little when you slap it. Hold it in one hand, spin it slightly, and hit it gently with the other hand. The more it wobbles, the more water it contains and the better it will be. You will look insane at the store, but your melon well be the best ever.