Can I go home now

The one kid that is awkward and not close to anyone

The middle kid who is also the middle kid of the family.

The one who moved far away from his hometown.

The closeted lesbian who hates her racist, sexist family members :(

The angry eldest son that solves his frustration over his broken family by fucking off to the lake to get piss drunk with the cool uncle who also hates their shitty family

The kid that is always treated like a God, even though I don't want to be treated like it

Scary sister/aunty/... that is cool till you piss her off
The story started with my aunt who was a little bitch to me so I told her she should fuck off by getting married with some dumbass. I was 5 back then.