This is Milo

My grandmother had a cat, Nari, who was a total bitch...I loved her to death, but she was just so f*ing moody with everyone. The first time my now husband came to my house (I lived with gma) Nari jumped on the back of the couch and started licking and sucking the hair on the back of his head. My husband was not a cat person, so he slowly turned to me with wide eyes "wtf is your cat doing?!" I was a little embarrassed. It was weird because she had bever done that before and never did it to anyone but my husband. That day my husband became a cat lover lol

My dog likes to sleep next to me and kick me in the leg and/or balls every time I move. She's lucky I love her...

My cat insists on sleeping ontop of me or my mother (we bith sleep in our sides so he is very precariously perched). He also insists on swishing his tail in our faces while we try to sleep.

My friend just got a kitten named milo

"No meowmo."