Kill those pesky bugs

to combat the itchy from a mosquito bite, either run the area under hot water, or run a spoon under hot water and place on the bite. Needs to be hot enough for you to stand, but not so much that it burns. The heat kills the toxins that cause the itching.

i hear heroin does the trick

Because skeeters don't bite dead people.

I seriously want to know if my blood can kill a mosquito when I'm REALLY drunk.