Cares about crayons

As someone who works in customer service, I don't know what to say

Petty

Don't most of those boxes come with a built-in sharpener? Get to work you lazy sob!

Salty

Guess who wasted a bunch of people's time.

Why the high light? Is there someone out there that looked at this and thought "too many words!"?

I love good companies that stand behind their product and customers. zippo is the same way. Company has had the same guaranty since 1933.

I get it... Crayola is fucking expensive

One of the great pleasures in life is a fresh box of perfect Crayola Crayons. The decision to actually use one of them is a guilt trip. If you don't get that, there is something very wrong with you. Sigh.