Just be honest with me; I am trying to help you

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sephoria223 · 6 years ago · FIRST

it embarrassing to tell someone it was me who stuffed the tube of toothpaste up my ass, when i can just blame it on some olive oil on the floor

xvarnah · 6 years ago

This seems oddly specific, are you okay?

honeybumblebee · 6 years ago

That depends, if they removed the tube out or not.

sephoria223 · 6 years ago

it squelchs when i sit

xvarnah · 6 years ago

I dearly hope you didn't miss a letter in that last word

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mrfahrenheit · 6 years ago

House

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freudiandip · 6 years ago

So I'm supposed to just tell people how I got a pen lodged in my thigh?

fire_is_hot · 6 years ago

Yes

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fire_is_hot · 6 years ago

It's one end of the spectrum or the other. People don't want to tell you anything or they tell you way way too much.

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