Ice cream is good tho

sitting in my room watching my friends play outside because I wasn’t allowed to

I used to love playing soccer, but I had a tiger mom who always told me what to do, what I was doing wrong, and forced me to play with kids in the neighborhood. Everyone in my family (this is literal, not an exaggeration) has played some sort of sport or multiple.
After all that I hated playing anything and to this day I still hate sports

Not having any kids living within three miles of you. Yeah I spent a lot of time hiking in the woods and playing alone, not that I minded it so much.

Mom asks me why I don’t have friends, it’s not like she prevented me from hanging out with them when I asked

I have three younger siblings. I was in soccer in kindergarten and my mom had to tote around a three kids under the age of four.
Yeah, no.