I Think I've Found The Problem

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carbonatedwaffles · 7 years ago · FIRST

Well of course it does, it contains the vicious chemical dihydrogen monoxide. That little rascal's been killing people for ages

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geluregis · 7 years ago

Killed almost every person on the titanic too, and technically caused the challenger explosion.

sunflowers · 7 years ago

Every single person who has ever has the misfortune of coming into contact with it has died. I can't believe it hasn't been outlawed yet.

bethorien · 7 years ago

I've slowly introduced ice into my system over the last 19 years. I'm up to eating ice chucks. I'm gonna live forever.