We should try it

I never went to preschool, and my brother said it was one of the worst experiences of his life

I got expelled from preschool for peeing all over the other napping children. The teachers deemed it malicious, which it totally was. I hated those fuckers.

Obviously this person doesn't have kids and never had to deal with more than one preschooler at once.

Don't do that. That's a bad idea