Amber needs a new friend

*you’re

I'm more concern who Sebastian is and if he really is dead. She may have necrophilia

So if you're getting kidnapped by goblins, you're fucked

I like how she stipulates gone blind with AND want cereal. Just going blind isn't a valid enough reason.

Don't even wake me if you are hungry... just eat whatever you find in my fridge.

I saw this in 2014 and proceeded to make my own version, except instead of Sebastian I said Alois. Every day I wake up thankful that that period of my life has passed.