I believe violent misuse of a hockey stick is another requirement for being Canadian. Haha I've been fortunate enough to never be attacked by a psychotic toddler. I'm afraid all the hardcore credit stays in your guys' corners
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The worst scar I can recall having was self-inflicted (though not intentionally) so it doesn't really fall in line. Actually, MOST of the "bad" injuries I've had were pretty much entirely my own fault. As for crazy, I DID manage to somehow pop the center out of my toenail once, if that qualifies
The nation's day care pre-k thing decided it was a good idea to have a ball hockey game with mixed ages and one of the older kids "accidentally" hit me perfectly in the eye with a the small end of the bottom of a hockey stick
not that i can remember but that was years years years years ago. Also they were the same people that i had fully convinced that i could speak Spanish by being able to list like 10 different foods.
I think it was like 4th grade when I had my hockey related accident. We were playing the equivalent of street hockey in gym class and were warned repeatedly not to raise the sticks above waist height. Kyle didn’t listen. Jerk. He split my lip pretty badly and I’m now almost 30 and still have a scar. I also have 4 pencil lead scars in various places on my arms and legs, no memory of them happening though.
I remember playing floor hockey once in middle school. There was a guy in my class, a bit of a troublemaker, but generally pretty good as an athlete (as far as middle school goes anyway). Anyway, I have no idea what happened, because one second he was playing just like everyone else, then I turned to head further down the court, and all of a sudden there was this horrendous thud. I turned back, and this guy is just laid flat out on the floor a good several feet from where he'd last been. Apparently he'd somehow.. Idek what. Tripped? Polevaulted? No fucking clue. But he managed to sail clean over another kid's head, and landed more or less square on his face. Ended up with a broken nose
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The worst scar I can recall having was self-inflicted (though not intentionally) so it doesn't really fall in line. Actually, MOST of the "bad" injuries I've had were pretty much entirely my own fault. As for crazy, I DID manage to somehow pop the center out of my toenail once, if that qualifies