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Depends on if they consider each sentence as a wish or each ideation as a wish

Pets do not do well in the microwave, didn’t you see Gremlins?

Fries tasting terrible after being reheated is the Universe’s way of telling you to eat all of your fries the first time.

Tip for reheating : put a small bowl of water alongside the food. It prevents dehydration of the food.

Tip for reheating: put your iphone in with it. It'll serve the dual purpose of charging your phone and giving your food that authentic smoke flavor