Pray for some good rng

instructor: We're about tO FLIP OVER!!!!
Speed runner: don't worry, i'll just roll cancel into short dash to stop us from flipping.

Instructor: WE'RE GOING TO HIT THAT CAR
Speed runner: Don't worry, I'm just doing a damage boost

Instructor: WHY ARE YOU DRIVING TOWARDS THE CLIFF
Speed runner: Disabling collision, the time's almost up on the safari and we need to be in the air when it end.

Instructor: WE ARE ABOUT TO DIE
Speed runner: Yea, chill out. We'll respawn back at the gas station to save nearly a minute!