This reminds me of a joke
A preacher is drowning and he said DEAR LORD PLEASE HELP ME!
And a man in a boat comes by he trys to help the preacher but he says no need God will help me. So man in the boat goes away
Again the Preacher pleas for God to help him and another guy in a boat shows up and AGAIN the Preacher sends him away saying God will save him.
The Preacher is losing the ability to stay afloat and pleas one more time for God's help and yet another boat shows up. This time the Preacher is shouting GOD WILL SAVE ME LET ME BE!!
So the man in the boat leaves and sure enough the Preacher drowns.
In heaven the Preacher sees God and says God why didn't you help me didn't you hear my prayers. God says I SENT YOU 3 BOATS!!
No no we are not. My husband is 6foot and I am 5ft 4in and his feet stick off the edge of our bed lol mine don't so the A-hole takes my extra foot room and he sleeps like the capital letter L lmao.
And by the way I would of married him even if he was 5ft 3in. It just happened that he was 6ft lol. I didn't care how tall he was just that he had blue eyes and black hair. Which he does. Well did he is same age as me and we are getting old and he is um lol going shinny on top lol but he looks cute with a shaved head so it is ok. Lol
My boyfriend is 5'9 and so am I, and I love him more than anything. Fuck those girls who won't even give a guy a chance if he's not 6-feet plus. And by the way, my S.O. is a total hottie. Was a division 1 wrestler in college... gotta love those wide shoulders ;)
A preacher is drowning and he said DEAR LORD PLEASE HELP ME!
And a man in a boat comes by he trys to help the preacher but he says no need God will help me. So man in the boat goes away
Again the Preacher pleas for God to help him and another guy in a boat shows up and AGAIN the Preacher sends him away saying God will save him.
The Preacher is losing the ability to stay afloat and pleas one more time for God's help and yet another boat shows up. This time the Preacher is shouting GOD WILL SAVE ME LET ME BE!!
So the man in the boat leaves and sure enough the Preacher drowns.
In heaven the Preacher sees God and says God why didn't you help me didn't you hear my prayers. God says I SENT YOU 3 BOATS!!
And by the way I would of married him even if he was 5ft 3in. It just happened that he was 6ft lol. I didn't care how tall he was just that he had blue eyes and black hair. Which he does. Well did he is same age as me and we are getting old and he is um lol going shinny on top lol but he looks cute with a shaved head so it is ok. Lol
Give up? I told a butt load of stories of my life, family, and friends. So 80p