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granlobomalo
· 6 years ago
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Dads, tell your daughters they are ‘pretty’. Then introduce them to a life of crime at an early age. Because women get shorter jail sentences than men and good looking convicts get less prison time than unattractive ones. Moral of the story? Marry a supermodel then send your offspring on a murder spree against your worst enemies. They’ll be out of jail and home before your Christmas dinner has a chance to cool.
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scatmandingo
· 6 years ago
It’s worth mentioning that little kids, being smaller, have many more options when lying wait to spring their ambush.
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purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
True story : mine never told me I'm pretty, did tell me I'm smart, and taught me to make Molotov cocktails when I was 8. Only for fun though, not for wrongdoings.
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