Ghost sex

I figure just the idea of a girl who will do it doggystyle in front of an open window is pretty rare.

Nah, that’s probably more common than you’d think

I have had sex with hundreds, perhaps thousands of women. Some were even in the room with me at the time. Almost none were willing to do that.

"'perhaps thousands of women" that's the funniest joke I've seen on here all year!

The next sentence was the actual joke.