Where's your tinfoil haaaaaaaat Trevor?

Let's vote in a pig to shake things up a bit.

I mean, there is a definite connection between the dog and the human, so it wouldn't necessarily be a conspiracy per se. A conspiracy is essentially made up nonsense which is the equivalent of making a constellation. Sure, you look like you have a dog at first, but you have to look for it and even then it's just made of random stars and could have been inserted literally anywhere in the sky. It's not even a dog. it's just three overlapping triangles.