Incentive. Your loved one kisses u goodbye and whispers dirty stuff into your ear before u head off to battle. U spend the entire campaign with raging boners and crushing your enemy to get home faster.
@kakaburra Imagine ripping your crotch armour off in frustration, laying waste to entire swaths of your enemies, and the only thing more frenzied than your blurred limbs removing limb, organ, and head alike is your member helicoptering madly as you go.
Well.. that bulge in the armor actually works as a flap or sort of cap to use the restroom in armor that is extremely difficult to remove. So if you're getting a boner, you just open the hatch and freedom at last lol
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