Meanwhile in the Philippines. It's not a Turtle with long neck guys. It's a

*realizes*
oh shit

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun

The A stands for Effort

meanwhile, the turtle's hiding in it's shell, "what the fuck do i do now?!"

i dont get it

Can a snake even digest a full turtle?

It's a snurtle

Did the snake live, its pretty far through the digestive...?