Just a box of cat

*beings to wonder how to get rid of adorable-ness overload*

Try inserting extra batteries?

*dies a happy woman*

@captainjackharknes Where do I insert them?
*ships kitty to Canada*
*resuscitates @bethorien*

Uhhh... Her nose I guess?

You mean for beth, right?

*gets text from dr ew that is a picture of kitty from Canada and dies again*

@dr_richard_ew How could you!?
*breaks @bethorien ‘s phone*
*resuscitates beth again*

*see's phone is broke and dies again*

*buys beth new phone*
*cat is shipped to florida*
*resuscitates beth again*

*dies of lack of adorable-ness*

*buys beth a teddy bear*
*resuscitates beth again*

ooooo a teddy bear yay

Finally! lol

*is watching this in the background*

Do you want a teddy too, @captainjackharknes ?

I want 5

5? How come?

To complete the army

What army?

The army of cute.

What colors should they be?

Neon, or pastels

What size?

ranging from adorably smol, and cuddlebly humongous

Ok. Wish granted, Cap

bOW BEFORE MY ADORABLE MIGHT!

One of them wants a salary

...
Who likes celery?

No, S-A-L-A-R-Y

My name isn't Lary, but Sah to you too

Don‘t tell me you‘re not gonna pay him, Cap

Well, I wouldn't need an army if I had money.

So you‘re planning to rob a bank?

...
nooooooooooo....

Hmmm. Can beth join?

Depends. What can they do?

@bethorien What can you do?
dr has a chainsaw. Is that useful, cap?

We're going for cute here, remember?

Oh, right. Dr may not be useful in that case

Am I cute enough to be part of the army of cute? I can do de shooty and I have cuddles (my actual irl teddy bear) available to come with me.

Cuddles sounds cute, @captainjackharknes
Beth, we‘ll have to interview you

We be a package deal. Can't have one without the other

Alright. What‘s the most adorable thing you‘ve done today, beth?

existed

Hmm, how many animals have you been nice to today?

None, I've been asleep for a lot of today cause i took a nap and my grandparents won't let there be animals around the house.

Hmm, do you have a cute sweater?

Nos, but ive got a couple cute long sleeve shirts

Hmm, how many years of experience do you have in cuteness?

20

Any qualifications?

uhhhhhhhh, one friend from texas said I was super adorable more than once, uhhhhhhhh, @dr_richard_ew give them a recommendation of how cute i am so I can have a canadian review too

Hmm. I‘m waiting

pretty damn cute if I do say so myself

Hmm, impressive. Are you cute, dr? It takes cute to recommend cute.

ew is also pretty damn cute

I believe you, beth. (Apparantly my previous comment was downvoted).
Dr, thanks to you, I believe beth can join the army of cute. Cap will have to have the final say, but I think she and Cuddles are fit. You could join too if you give up your chainsaw

What if I put love hearts on his chainsaw and paint it pink and put googly eyes on the handle?

If you can make it sound like a lullaby too, then yes

Ooooo I like the googly eyes.
Also idk if you're referring to cute as in adorable or physical appearance, but if it's the ladder then go check our my face on my profile :D

^^ I meant adorable lol. I‘m pretty sure older photos got deleted on the site

They deleted my face! The nerve of those people! >:(

I think you know why they did.

too cute, couldnt take a chance at getting a swooning injury lawsuit

Well, I better take a new one then... or reupload an old one

Cap, don‘t be mean.
Beth, you‘re right :D lol
Dr, alright