Well.. Ok then

Well, that's one way to break it to 'em

That‘s very comforting. Like,
“Billy, you‘re adopted“ Or,
“I have no idea who your birth father is“

Must be the mailman’s son!

Do you know the muffin man?

Son, she said. Have I got a little story for you...
Pearl Jam. Alive.

Genetically *

Time to check if the neighbor has any diseases!

You need to start asking questions