It's that time of year around here were you don't dare say "It's cold." If you do there's always some snowbird jackass within ear shot that will respond with "Cold? This is nothing. Back East..."
If your amazing noteworthy low temp is
1. Not colder than a place in the deep south and
2. Not anywhere near as cold as it can get AT THE PLACE ITS BEING CALLED NOTEWORTHY
you are literally an idiot
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· 5 years ago
I am fully aware that I am that jackass, but I live in Minnesota, in a city that wins coldest in the world. Literally the only reason I live here is so that I can say to everyone else: “you think this is cold”? It’s the one tiny bit of my life that brings me joy in this barren wasteland, don’t take it away from me.
If water getst frozen at the opposite of freezing temp (which is 32F) it causes a chrono warp event making the entire world become a negative image of itself for .003 seconds
That is NOT a real thing. There are plenty of places where it stays well below freezing temp a good chunk of the year. The temp has zero impact on tempral physics.
1. Not colder than a place in the deep south and
2. Not anywhere near as cold as it can get AT THE PLACE ITS BEING CALLED NOTEWORTHY
you are literally an idiot
Also, in Saskatchewan I'm pretty sure its already gotten to -40 this year