One time a friend snorted coke off my phone

I once had a friend who said that he stayed up for 2 days straight cause he "just felt like it." Long story short he went to jail for posession of meth.

You call her Bethany, I call her Crystal Methany

Crackheads never sleep

This title made me feel old.

"Sniffany" lol I snorted (not cocaine tho, just air cause it was funny)