You know it's been a while since last selfie, when the old ones are gone

You're like a low budget Disney princess

Sir there is a pigeon on your head who looks happy to be there

I like your beard.

Your feathers are looking fabulous today

Why aren't pigeons a popular hat? They look fabulous, you look fabulous

Ooh pidgeon man!

Sir, you are officially the pigeon lady from Home Alone 2, but as a male. Be proud. She is wonderful, so that must make you wonderful.