I’ve come up with several dark alternative theories to children’s shows. It was a reflex from years of experiences like seeing the same episode of Calliou for the sixth time in two days.
Also, fuck Calliou.
Fuck Calliou. Fuck whoever aided that abomination in clawing it’s way out of the cursed and shriveled womb of the eldrich beast that birthed it through insemination by the seed of the abyss. (unless it was by duress or a true and innocent misguided dillusion that that... thing... would do anything but put a pox upon the world.) Fuck Calliou.
I saw the notification, came to this... kept reading Jesse as Jesus and kept thinking "I know I didn't fucking type that" so instead of scrolling up and remembering the meme I looked at the other comments around and the very first thing I read, I guess because the F word catches my eye was "Fuck Calliou." and that just had me even more confuzzled. I then went back and reread "Jesse" instead of "Jesus" and.... oh yeah... I memba now.
Also, fuck Calliou.