It's true tho

Except you're also a damaged, smelly old thing. Perhaps some therapy and a shower could help?

Depends on who you are
Some people are successful and age so well
Some are the opposite
It's on you

My best shirt came from a thrift store.

Well, some people over 30 have also decided that relationships in general just aren't worth it.

And dating after 50 is like trying to find the least rotten apple in a bag of rotten apples.