a stroke?

Squish.

the number of ":p"s make this hard to read.

Smash him with a slipper probably
Or throw him to my cat my cat loves eating flesh meat. I dont think he will mind his meal being a little more screaming than usual

I'd lock him in my hamster's cage and let Big Johnny have his way with him.
(Yes, my hamster's name is Big Johnny.)

Vore. Probably. G/T smut.

Punt that bitch out the windowww