Ooooh! Jingle bells, jingle bells! Jingle all the way!
Christmas in Australia on a summers scorching day, hey!
Fuck it's hot, might have a dip, swimming in the sea
Is that a crab that grab my leg? Oh WAIT. OH SHIT. FUCK ME!
Ya do know there’s an Aussie version of that already
Dashing through the bush
In a rusty Holden Ute
Kicking up the dust
Eski in the boot
Kelpie by my side
Singing Christmas songs
It’s summertime and I am in my singlet shorts and thongs
OH
Jingle bells
Christmas in Australia on a summers scorching day, hey!
Fuck it's hot, might have a dip, swimming in the sea
Is that a crab that grab my leg? Oh WAIT. OH SHIT. FUCK ME!
Dashing through the bush
In a rusty Holden Ute
Kicking up the dust
Eski in the boot
Kelpie by my side
Singing Christmas songs
It’s summertime and I am in my singlet shorts and thongs
OH
Jingle bells
Eski= cooler
Kelpie= dog breed
Singlet = Tank Top
Thongs = Flip Flops (Shoes)