I've said "thank you" to an automatic door

Boy are humans great at projecting

When my computer or phone doesn't work right I yell at it that this isn't it's coffee break and it needs to get back to work lmao

Why does it work though? We're fools for believing this "inanimate" bullshit.

Anthropomorphic personification helps us to identify better with the object in trying to understand it's behaviour - we used this as hunter gatherers to predict what they will do and how to catch them for food.

I thanked all the underground machines that I used in Tokyo

"where are you?" to the things I forgot where to put. (mostly keys and glasses)

“Cmon work” I say agggessively kicking my desk when the draws won’t shut