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My 2nd oldest brother met Foghorn at 6 Flags over Texas on a family vacation.
My brother saw him just walking down a empty shop street. Me, my brother, and my mom was only ones there. So my brother sees Foghorn and he yells "CHICKEN RUN!!!" And RUNS FULL SPEED AT FOGHORN!
FOGHORN sees this, heard the call and RUNS FULL SPEED AT MY BROTHER!
His beak was flipping back and forth so was his tail feathers.
My brother 6'6 35 yrs old bald head biker in leather jacket and black jeans, his black biker boots clicking on the pavement with each step.
Neither one turned neither one stopped.
They collided and FELL TO THE GROUND!
They rolled for a second and than my brother helped Foghorn up. Me and my mom damn near rolling on the ground dieing from laughing.
Foghorn took a pic with him and in the pic he has his beak around my brother's bald head like he is eating him.
After saying bye my brother is laughing and he says Foghorn said it was his last day and that was the best thing he ever did.

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