Oh lord. Who cares? If people want Santa to be a woman what difference does it make? Santa as we know him today is a fairly recent construct. People get these ideas that some of these “traditions” go back thousands of dynasties or some shit. Most of them were invented at the peak of new consumerism mid or early 20th century. What’s more- Santa has many legends and many forms and looks all over and all through history. If Santa is from the North Pole for instance- why would he look so Anglo European? If he is from somewhere else originally, and some magic forced changed him to a fat bearded guy who can survive sub zero temperatures, travel faster than light, have an elf army, talking and or bio luminecent flying reindeer, etc etc. those same magic forces could easily make Santa a female. Or by Tim Allen Santa rules a woman could replace a retiring Santa. Or maybe Santa is a non human entity who has no gender and takes many forms. Get over it. Holy balls.
I keep on keeping on. This site kind of took a hellish dive. Hopefully , it gets better. I only made an account about a year or so ago, but I have been going on it since it first started. I never really thought that I would enjoy the comment sections of any site, but now I like comments more than the memes.
Imagine the fights (from wives) and queues of men to sit on Santa's lap every year if it is a pretty young lady ;-)