Dat cat is definitely up to no good

This bot's username actually amused me.

*speaks in a hypnotic voice*
"FEED CAT WET FOOD!!!
NO MORE DRY FOOD ONLY WET FOOD!
GET RID OF THE DOG WHILE AT IT!"

Nah, just normal cat things

Cats are more compatible with women because unlike men, they can offer their virgin blood as sacrifice for the CAT GODS that will rule this world.