My wife and I, a couple Northerners, enjoying the fantastic weather in DC

Well, it is being served at room temperature, THAT room temperature is freezing.

So, if we're starting this, I'd rather eat cold cheese than drink cold red wine

I can't drink room temperature/tepid anything, even wine, it has to be warm or cold. Doesn't matter what it is. It make my throat feel like its closing up.

XD XD

There's a grammar joke there, somewhere...