Any suggestions ?

Honestly, I'd buy you a prostitute just so I wouldn't have to read your predictable, sad comments.

You don't have to do anything bud, that's the beauty of the internet. You choose to read my comments. I'm glad I can help grow that cancer in your temporal lobe. You just cant help but come at me and the more you do it, the more that cancer grows. People like you fuel me.

It doesn't matter, it's hawt

You lay on your side and put your leg up.... while I can’t go that far, someone with a decent amount of flexibility can probably reach that high.