What a great birthday present... So this is what "you played yourself" means

5 years ago by billionvoices · 1004 Likes · 11 comments · Popular

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deleted · 5 years ago · FIRST

Well that took a turn

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tbag2win · 5 years ago

Outstanding move

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guest · 5 years ago

Happy Birthday

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savage_demmigod · 5 years ago

Big oof

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guest · 5 years ago

Leave and never look back

veritas · 5 years ago

This^

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mrdad01 · 5 years ago

Well at least be polite and hold the door open for her before slamming it so hard the hinges weld together.

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popsy · 5 years ago

She doesnt really love him or you because one doesn't simply bump into another's genitals

bethorien · 5 years ago

I mean she could completely genuinely love the OP. Doesn't change anything really but it's not impossible and it's not all that unlikely

tbag2win · 5 years ago

Wow

lyonstill · 5 years ago

This actually made my heart hurt. I'm sorry for you. I'd walk; will she have another weakness moment?