I'd rather get HBO

If only...

I heard it's a real bitch to cancel a period subscription, the company sends you annoying ads for 18 years after. If I were them, I'd just wait for the subscription to expire automatically.

There's a shot that can cancel your subscription for 3 months at a time..it's called Depo-Provera and I would not recommend it x_x

So they made a baby that night.

this would be the greatest way to tell everyone you were pregnant ever.

You can cancel your subscription it just requires you to convince a doctor to do a partial hysterectomy