My friend got the ring size by pretending to do a palm reading thing with his girlfriend. He made up some bullshit about how “the size of the finger determines how rich you’ll be”, and came up with random measurement sizes. His girlfriend was always really into palm readings, so she didn’t suspect a thing.
when my coworker was going to propose and trying to figure out how, i gave him two options:
1. when he's on the toilet, ask for toilet paper, he's in a lower position when she opens the door and ask then. or
2. get her to stick her finger up his butt, when it was in deep, say to her "my ring is on your finger now, will you marry me?"
he declined both options
1. when he's on the toilet, ask for toilet paper, he's in a lower position when she opens the door and ask then. or
2. get her to stick her finger up his butt, when it was in deep, say to her "my ring is on your finger now, will you marry me?"
he declined both options