Hell If I have to, I will shart myself
5 years ago by guest · 1677 Likes · 13 comments · Popular
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karlboll
· 5 years ago
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Since I started telling people who ask that "Yes, I'm incredibly ticklish but it triggers involuntary violent actions" no one has tried.
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aviva
· 5 years ago
*tickles @karlboll *
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karlboll
· 5 years ago
*punches @aviva square in the face* Oh Gods, I'm so sorry!
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aviva
· 5 years ago
*sues @karlboll *
karlboll
· 5 years ago
*submits this thread as Evidence A*
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aviva
· 5 years ago
*Evidence A refused*
karlboll
· 5 years ago
*denies charges since the only evidence has been refused*
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gayassshit
· 5 years ago
This is a Demetri Martin joke, it didn’t come from a 7th grade teacher (unless they saw his comedy special)... source: I saw this special and I’ve convinced my nephew to say this when someone asks!
iccarus
· 5 years ago
i used to be, but i'm not anymore, life is hard sometimes
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
Actually, over time, the average human becomes less ticklish, so... makes sense.
guest
· 5 years ago
"Yes, because it makes me horny" it's a good comeback too
funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
get to the root motivation. I like it.
thatweirdbookworm
· 5 years ago
I love the internet
