Fav picture of my three cats. meet Petunia, Chiram and Garfield

Antarctica?

Australia

I meant what about Antarctica

I'm pretty sure they rule there, too. That's why there's so few humans out that way

Hmm. @catfluff Explain

We rule everywhere, disguised as either the cutest, fluffiest creatures, or literal nightmare demonspawn.

And depending on how the humans treat us... We decide if they should live, or of we should slay and skin them to make blankets.

It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again..

@xvarnah Should we involve cats in our battle to end world termination?

The cats have their own agendas

We have the best agendas, thank you very much.

We‘ve caught you guys stealing. How can we trust you?

Caught? I don't see no evidence?

@mrscollector has the evidence, @catfluff .
Are you ready to confess?

I would like to see evidence first, I have committed no crime.

Before that, where were you on 10th December, 2018 by 4pm, Catfluff?

I was starting to pack up from my office, and getting ready to beast the traffic

And where were you 3 hours later?

At home, internetting and playing games with my housemate and friends.

What were you “internetting?“

I was browsing funsub, discord, tumblr, news24, and drawception.

Who can confirm your story?

Well, everyone who was gaming with me, and my brother and his girlfriend who was over, too. That makes about five people.

Hmm. Did you leave the house later?

No, I'm a hermit by choice. And since I work in the city and have to get up at 5:30, I go to bed at 21:30.

We have security footage of you walking into Walmart by 23:04

That'd be extremely difficult, we don't even have a Walmart.

Hmm

Caught lying eh?... Trying to place the blame on someone else who you hoped didn't have an alibi...Where were YOU during that time?

I was...uhm...at @mrscollector ‘s house, helping her with the cleaning

(0.o )
( o.0)
... yeah ummm @aviva was totally with me on the night of question.
*Gives Aviva thumbs up*

Hmm.. And what were you cleaning, if I may ask?

See, @catfluff !
(*whispers* Thank you, @mrscollector )
I was cleaning the windows and dusting the furniture

Hmm.. At that time of night?

Yes. Are you against night cleaning? Don‘t make me classify you! (jk lol)

If you sweep at night you sweep all the good luck out

I believe if you sweep at night you sweep out all the bad dreams so you only have good dreams left. So Aviva was doing a good thing. Plus we are all major night owls in my family. I see more night time than I do of day time.

@catfluff So you prefer a dirty floor at night after dinner. @mrscollector is right. Mess = bad dreams.

I don't eat my dinner on the floor - unless my friends are over, the place stays pretty clean as we are at work all day and go bed early.

Well, we have tons of “people“over. Allen, Coujo, Mia, Zipper, Starky, Boogie, etc.

You don‘t want milk?

MIIIIIILLLLKSSSSSS

I want all the milk

Hence, the moment I heard "milk" I pitched

@mrscollector You have a cat here to feed :)

You get one pouch of soft dry food and one mid day treat of your choice of tuna or chicken flavored kitty treat and water. Sorry no milk.

Hmm... Sounds okay, thanks @mrscollector. I SHALL GET THE MILK ELSEWHERE :D