Did you hear the soundtrack?

Oh. I am sorry to hear that

I'm sorry to hear that you believe the slapping thing somehow determines the quality of people's sex life.

No. What I meant was it is a very common tradition to dick slap a vagina before intercourse. The fact that you didn’t experience it as of now made me think you are unaware of the unsaid sex rule and call you a virgin. And I am sorry for it.

Alright then, it sounded like you thought you're "sorry" (in a condescending way) that he's not a weirdo as if that made our sex life boring or something. Sorry for the misunderstanding, I'm not a native speaker and I must've gotten the wrong connotation.

It’s totally okay. Just a common misconception. Just by the way, I am not a native English-speaker too.. so it could be my mistake too.

Also not a native speaker, but I think “I’m sorry to hear that” implies you felt bad for her sex life instead of you being sorry for calling her a virgin which is probably why everyone was confused here *flies off*

Me noob. Me sorry.