Is it hmmmm?

I can say that I happily live on Canada’s penis

Did you just assume America's gender?

Ah Florida, America's wang

Oh no, this is from Hetalia, and in Hetalia, America and Canada are brothers

Florida is a foot, Texas is a hand and we're just skipping. We're gay in the happy sense.

Hey, don't drag Canada into this!

No! Canada is America's brother!