Trombone was the best. Frustrating since the slide doesnt exactly say hey stop at this spot exactly for G but so much fun. I just never could read the music fast enough to be any good past middle school.
Woodwinds are far gayer. You don't just blow, you have to blow like a little prissy bitch. At least on a trombone with the lip vibrations it's more like your just being a jackass towards someone.
- Cello gang